Documenting
modern culture
as it manifests on
or near that
hotspot
on the surrealistic
power grid
known as
Spokane, WA
and/or
the known
or
unknown universe
What
I Learned from the Spokane Anarchists
We march with the young rebels during their July 4th March for Rights. Click here to
read an e-mail exchange I had with Travis Riehl,
"this Travis guy" from the above film.
The
Flood
A paranoid-critical "documentary" about the Ice Age floods that
scoured much of Washington State around 15,000 years ago. I also
freak out about caves and hotel rooms and Indian spirits.
The
Perfect
Haunted House
Mr. Needles, Professor Terrington and Stik Mann search for the perfect
haunted house to use in a zombie movie - but Stik Mann has ulterior
motives.
RetroViral
Village
Stik Mann attempts to escape an alternate reality (of his own making?).
Cuttin'
Onions with Zemek I try to show graffiti artist/gangsta-dude Zemek how to chop onions.
Weirdness ensues.
Compliments
Randomly generated compliments with a rosemary/veal sauce.
Darlin'
Local band Darlin' plays Prago cafe in downtown Spokane. Angela Landsbury
and Andy Griffin provide the subplot.
Vitt A moment at the sautee station with the inimitable Joe Vitt.
CORK
Mr. Needles and Professor Terrington instruct an inept waiter on proper
wine service.
A
Christmas Moment
James has a "moment" at the Leroy Lovegun Christmas party.
Drip
Shemaleiah's retelling of the Gilgamesh legend. Artsy bondage.
GUNTher GUNTher and friends have murderous Halloween fun.
Texas
Tea I meet Ash, a "pumper" from one of the many oil fields
north of Pecos. He explains the mechanics of it all from pump jack to
wellhead. This is rural Texas.
OtherSpokane.com is
protected speech
pursuant to the "inalienable rights" of all men, and the First
(and possibly the Second)
Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.
Don't tread on me, pretty-please.
I've long been saying that video games are one of the
signs of the collapse of world culture and general sanity. Here's
more proof. _____
Arp and I built my super-computer last weekend, but he
won't give it to me yet. He claims it's "a bit unstable." I
told him that I'm also a bit unstable at times and that he shouldn't
sweat it. He says there may be a fairly simple software fix (for the
computer, not me). I'll keep you posted.
_____
Also, been pumpin' some iron...
2/1/10
Yes, I know it's obsessive, but I can't help it. It's
a phase; bear with me.
More amazing films I've seen lately:
"C'est
arrivé près de chez vous (Man Bites Dog)," by Remy Bevaux
(1992). A black and white, French film which was strangely billed as a
comedy. (Well, maybe a very, very dark comedy.) As a serial killer
creatively applies his "art," a film crew records the
exploits and eventually becomes intimately involved. Very
entertaining, but with some truly horrifying scenes.
"Julien Donkey-Boy,"
(1999) by Harmony Korine. The surreal exploits of a schizophrenic teen
and his ultra-dysfunctional family. This film is similar in style to
Korine's amazing film, "Gummo,"
from two years prior. "Gummo," impressed me like no other
movie since Fellini's "8
½." (The sound you just heard was the collective gurgled
chagrin of professional film critics.) Even if you don't like Korine's
bizarre style, you should see "Julien Donkey-Boy" if only
for the performance of legendary German director, Werner Herzog, as
the abusive father.
"Quarantine,"
(2008). While shadowing L.A. firemen, a reporter and her cameraman get
trapped in a quarantined apartment complex with a slew of
rabies-infected zombies - while the camera rolls on. Okay, okay, it's
yet another zombie flick. But this one rises above the fray in that
the entire movie is seen through the lens of the entrapped
cameraman.
_____
OtherSpokane.com total hits for January: 16,206
1/25/10
I just got NetFlix, so I've been watching A
LOT of movies lately.
Here are the ones that really impressed me:
"Following,"
(1998) by Christopher Nolan. A beautiful, complex, black and white
film about a man whose obsession with following random people draws
him into a dangerous criminal underground. Few people have seen this
film, maybe because it was overshadowed by Nolan's next movie, "Memento"
(an even better film). Both projects are similar in their use of a
non-linear timeline.
"The Brood,"
(1979) by David Cronenberg. Violent and grisly, but intelligent - one
of his early horror films, and his first film using quality actors.
This film is currently being remade by a different director.
"Inglourius
Basterds," (2009) by Quentin Tarantino. A mad, ingenious, new
kind of fairy tale by a mad genius/fairy tale character.
"La
voie lactée (The Milky Way)" - by Luis Bunuel. (1969) His
uber-original take on religion. I don't understand the charges of
blasphemy against this film. The portrayal of Jesus is right on, as
far as the gospels are concerned, and (smilingly) refreshing.
"Unser täglich
Brot (Our Daily Bread)" by Nikolaus Geyrhalter. (2005) A
dialogue-less documentary about modern food production. Amazing
digital filmmaking. Who'd of believed that industrialized hog
slaughtering could be a thing of beauty?
"Bruno"
(2009) - It's possible that I damaged myself internally from laughing
at the final scene. _____
Here's the computer that Arp and I are building. (We
don't actually have it yet - the parts are in the mail.) Any thoughts?
¶ GIGABYTE GA-X58A-UD5 ATX Intel Motherboard
¶ CORSAIR CMPSU-850TX 850W ATX12V 2.2 / EPS12V
2.91 SLI Ready CrossFire Ready Active PFC Power Supply
¶ Intel Core i7-920 2.66GHz LGA 1366 130W
Quad-Core Processor
¶ CORSAIR XMS3 6GB (3 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM
DDR3 1600 (PC3 12800) Triple Channel Kit Desktop Memory
¶ Western Digital Caviar Black WD1001FALS 1TB
7200 RPM 32MB Cache SATA 3.0Gb/s 3.5" Internal Hard Drive
¶ SAPPHIRE Radeon HD 5770 (Juniper XT) 100283L
Video Card
¶ Microsoft Windows 7 Professional 64-bit
1-Pack for System Builders
1/15/10
My prediction regarding the late night talk show war:
LETTERMAN WILL RETIRE! and will bring Conan in as the complementary
butt cheek in his Worldwide Pants - pitting him chin to chin with Leno
at 11:30.
1/13/10
Early this morning.
New Year's Eve (?)
The last time it was really, really cold.
1/12/10
So, I asked my friend Arp Xigar to do some research
into building a new computer for me. Revelation: Be careful what you
say to a computer nerd. I need something to edit HD video, but Arp is
considering the long term probability that I might need to someday
travel back in time, or hack NORAD, or control hurricanes. Knowing I
have the technical wherewithal of a salamander, here's some of the
links he's sent me:
Here's something I shot a few weeks ago when I first
got my camera. It's not HD, and I really didn't know what I was doing;
and still, it's clearer than anything I shot with my other cameras.
1/05/10
1/03/10
We're preparing to shoot something very dark and very
creepy. Most of the story takes place in Riverfront Park (the working
title is "RiverDark Park") with a few scenes to be shot in a
local coffee shop or tavern. If you've worked with us before and/or
you want to be involved, get a hold of me
or Jesse.
_____
(Shhh! I'm trying to get my friend, Arp Xigar, to
build me a computer so I told him I'd publish his web recommendations.
Just play along 'til I get my riggin'.)
Omniscience
For Everyone, Let’s begin the New Year with an
overwhelming appreciation of those that make our everyday lives a
little more exciting... Here’s
a tune to get into your head Monday morning... And remember to be
Joyous in your Industry; they are watching you and your productivity: Get
‘er done! And as Friday comes around, how about a grateful
indebtedness towards our benevolent
overlords. Also, Stik Mann needs a new computer! Let’s all help
him build the greatest
ENIAC we can! Punch cards and vacuum tubes are a must. Here's
to the New Year! Your Humble Servant, Arp Xigar
People's Choice - Prove It Runner Up - Exposure _____
Duuuh Department:
It's been brought to my attention that 0 plus 9 equals 9, not 10.
That's right, this website - which was born at 11:59 pm on 12/31/99 in
the midst of the Y2K scare - just celebrated its NINTH anniversary,
not the TENTH. So, all that stuff I wrote earlier - forget about it
until next year.
_____
Total hits to OtherSpokane.com on New Year's Day: 991
Total hits for December: 11,488
1/01/10
Happy New Year!
First, the bad news: The Spokane 48 Hour Film Fest's
Best Film award went to someone who wasn't us. Similarly, the People's
Choice award went to other non-us participants.
The good news is that it was nonetheless an AWESOME
experience. There is nothing like the rush of hearing people enjoy and
applaud your work. I was at the first showing and the City Hall
auditorium was packed full. The line waiting to get into the second
showing stretched up the stairway and into the street. Well over a
thousand people must have seen the eight finalist films throughout the
course of the evening.
A big tip of the official OtherSpokane artsy-fartsy
director's beret goes to North by Northwest Productions for the
expertise, time and expense that must have been required to make this
extraordinary event possible.
This just in: Because of the popularity of this year's
contest, there's going to be a SUMMER 48 Hour Film Fest. Sincerely and
ominously we say with our best Arnold scowl, "We'll be baaack."
12/31/09
If you're going to First Night in downtown Spokane
tonight, be sure to visit the auditorium at City Hall to watch the
finalists in the Spokane 48 Hour Film Festival. Our film,
"bag," is one of the eight to be shown - repeatedly -
starting at 7:00 pm. Happy New Year!
_____
As of 11:59 pm tonight, this website
celebrates its 10th anniversary!
12/29/09
Wow! There's something to say about persistence. For
the first time in 10 years, this humble website has topped the 10,000
mark for monthly hits. Yesterday set the record for daily hits with
731.
_____
More fun with my camera...
(Click for a larger pic.)
12/28/09
Here's Jesse's new video in celebration of the new
year.
Come get your LOVE
JOB.
12/18/09
This just in. Our film "bag"
was one of the eight selected - from the 27 submitted - to be shown at
Spokane First Night! Here's a list of those eight in alphabetical
order:
1. Blackbox Pictures - "Prove It"
2. Breakfast Productions - "Exposure"
3. Brundlefly - "The Abomination"
4. Gonzaga Film Club - "Gotcha"
5. OtherSpokane Productions - "bag"
6. Seasoned Eagles - "Dust to Dust"
7. Shorty Heaven - "Project Greenman"
8. Wool Knit Cap - "Half the Battle"
These films will be shown in five different screenings
on New Year's Eve in the City Hall Auditorium beginning at 7 p.m.
They'll be awarding First Place and Runner Up in two categories:
Judge's Choice and People's Choice. Show up and vote for your
favorites! The winners will garner a spot in the nearly-illustrious
Spokane Film Festival.
12/14/09
Click here to go to Jesse's
YouTube favorites for a collection
of currently posted Spokane 48 Hour Film Fest entries.
Some images emerging from the haze of those fateful 48
hours:
Jesse explaining why we need three different types of
fake blood.
"One is mostly non-toxic so you can put it in your mouth in case
we need gurgling and spitting..."
The reaction of the bookkeeper at Luigi's when she
walked in the back door and came face to face with Brynne covered in blood and holding a large knife.
John's on-camera rendition of "That's
Amore."
Which we didn't use (yet).
12/07/09
Here's our entry to the 48 Hour Film Fest. God help us
all.
12/06/09
Just turned in our entry to the 48 Hour Film Fest.
Look for the short film from OtherSpokane Productions entitled
"bag." It's so bad it's good. It's insane and inspired. It's
so good it's bad. Jesse was up all night doing the final edit. When I
last saw him he said something about angels in drag and ended the
sentence with something about Nazi death camps. We could all use some
sleep.
12/05/09
We're in the middle of the Spokane 48 Hour Film
Contest!
All twenty or so teams must include the following in their movie:
Prop: A zip lock bag
Location: A restaurant (!)
Dialogue: "It is your head, arms, legs, what? Just tell me!"
Each team drew a separate genre. We drew HORROR!.
(Wish us luck. The clock is ticking.)
12/03/09
I was having a drink with John after work when he
morphed into one of the alien creatures from that Twilight Zone
episode where the humans find one of the alien's books and translate
the title "How to Serve Man" only to later find out
"It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!"
12/02/09
A local restaurant gets an
unintended boost to its advertising buck.
11/25/09
Police divers practicing in Riverfront Park.
11/24/09
Jesse just entered us in the Spokane
48 Hour Film Festival. A contest where participants are given a
universal theme, a prop and a line of dialogue that must used. Teams
then have exactly 48 hours to write, shoot and edit a 3-5 minute short
film.
11/23/09
Been playin' with my camera...
Jesse
Nikki
Matt
Kelly
WillWill
11/22/09
The last thing I remember last night is working eleven
hours without a break, stressed out, running up and down stairs,
people tossing pans, people screaming, babbling, bleeding. (I work in
a busy restaurant.)
No, wait... The last thing I remember last night is
leaving work, dazed and confused, and having two drinks too many at
Mootsys tavern.
No, wait... The last thing I remember last night is
staggering home through the cold and the wet and laying in a very hot
bath. Oh, yeah. Finally, life is good...
No, wait... The last thing I remember last night is
being in the Arctic regions, snow and icy wind whirling about me,
chilling me to the bone. A herd of penguins surround me. One of the
horrid creatures says to me, "Dude, you look like shit." It
never occurs to me that penguins can't really speak.
No, wait... The last thing I remember last night is
waking up at 3:30 in the morning in ice cold bath water, shivering,
shivering, shivering...
Here's Jesse's Halloween video offering: A
Leroy Lovegun Halloween. Leroy goes on an epic trick or treating
adventure. Goofball awesomeness abounds. For more Lovegun goodies, click
here.
10/26/09
Skull Studies (with smoke and mirrors)
I found this skull while on a bike ride in
the Turnbull area near Cheney...
GUNTher and friends come to
realize that it's possible to party themselves...TO DEATH!!!
Featuring Professor Terrington and Mr. Needles as their inimitable
selves.
10/24/09
James' new ride - the Lite
Foot Bike. He drives around Texas on this.
10/22/09
Unless you were at the Big Dipper last night, you
missed out.
The Hold
Steady - a Brooklyn-based, riff-heavy, post-punk band - rocked a
relatively small group of Spokanites and groupies in an intimate
setting that few are likely to ever experience again. (So intimate, in
fact, that lead singer, Craig Finn, stopped the show to apologize to a
girl who he whacked in the head with his mic.)
High volume, sweat and steam, bizarre religious imagery, wide-eyed
groupies, an animal lib freak who stormed the stage, a lead guitarist
with an array of impressive weaponry, a keyboardist who looks like
Gomez from The Addams Family, and tight, hyper-fun, upbeat, lyric-heavy
rock and roll - what more do you want for a Wednesday night in Spokane?
10/20/09
What is this?
I found it on the South riverbank, a few
miles
downstream of the Bowl & Pitcher
Aboriginal net weight? A relic from Spokane's
industrial past?
10/15/09
Okay, dudes, get a grip. The following video - HR
8791, the Homeland Security Preparedness Bill - is a hoax: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlvxIdSI7V4 It's from The Onion - a satirical "news agency."
POTUS to-do list:
1. Win Nobel Peace Prize
2. Expand war in Afghanistan
10/08/09
Yet another stuck truck. Downtown. About 3:00 pm.
Maybe not all that dependable.
10/07/09
Begins here account book of Chuck Palahniuk
"Pygmy" by editor me. Easy read no. Style English broken.
Boy Pygmy with group spies sent evil America so instigate Operation
Havoc. Esteemed Palahniuk typical wallow in own cleverness perhaps
excessive so yet wondrous still work much. Much enjoyed by editor
me.
I'm still amazed at the lack of press coverage of the
violence at the G-20 conference in Pittsburgh just over a week ago.
Few people are aware that police used sonic weapons on American
citizens, or that a
scene like this could happen on an American street.
I just watched
a lecture by one of my favorite Northwestern personalities, Pastor
Chuck Missler, from Coeur d'Alene, ID, about UFOs, and how the
Nephilims of the Old Testament could actually be extra-dimensional
beings. Awesome.
10/04/09
Text from James:
I am at the site where David Bowie
and the Spiders
from Mars successfully defended
a pile of rubble from one million
Vietnamese.
10/03/09
Upon seeing that I had befriended (on MySpace) the
criminally insane, convicted murderer, Phillip
Paul (see 9/29), my non-murderer friend Jesse James Hennessy
had a revelation. Last year he and my daughter-in-law Karen
were out doing some promo work for his film "Leroy
Lovegun" when they interviewed an unusual man playing guitar
on the streets of Spokane.
Check
it out here at 1:46. The video was taken on August 10, 2008.
Shouldn't Philly Willy have had some kind of Hillbilly supervision?
10/02/09
10/01/09
The Hardin story just gets bigger and bigger. (Sorry,
I can't help it - see 9/30.)
Alex Jones claims that American Police Force (APF) in
Hardin, MT is a Blackwater
Front Group.
(First of all, let's be careful how we pronounce
Hardin - it's "Hard-in" - despite the fact that it's near
where Custer had his "last stand.")
Neil Katz at CBS
News reported that "American Police Force, a little known
company which claims to specialize in training military and security
forces overseas, has seemingly taken control of a $27 million,
never-used jail, and a rural Montana town’s nonexistent police
force."
Google for yourself. (And don't miss the videos.) It's
all quite unnerving.
9/29/09
People are already lining up to buy Sarah Palin's
memoir, "Going Rogue." Scheduled to be released November
17th from publisher HarperCollins.
___
Remember Phillip Paul, the criminally insane
escapee from the Spokane County Fair? He just accepted my friend
request on his MySpace page: Philly Willy and the
Hillbillies.
I can't get his very poignant song out of my head:
"Rockin' and a rollin' in a mental institution. God only knows
it's against the Constitution."
9/28/09
I wrote to Jennifer DeRuwe, from the Spokane Police Department's
Public Information Office, about an extraordinary claim by Austin,
TX,
radio talk show host, Alex Jones, during his 9/23/09 broadcast.
After bemoaning government opposition to personal gun ownership, and
the
rise of warrantless searches - which he called "knock and
talks," he
claimed that Army officers have been assigned to the Spokane Police
Department "intelligence office" to investigate local
threats to
security.
Here's the quote:
"Three or four or five Army liaison officers from the regular
army, from
Homeland Security, have been given as a federal grant to Spokane WA
to...the police department, and they're gonna be assigned to the
police
intelligence office, looking for local threats."
I asked DeRuwe if there was any truth in this. Have armed service
personnel of any
sort been assigned to work with the SPD in any capacity whatsoever?
She wrote back:
"After checking, there really is no truth to
those statements. We do not
have any Army officers working for us."
9/27/09
New cool tool!
AM/FM, weather channel, powerful flashlight, cell
phone charger, solar or crank powered. $30 @ rei.
9/26/09
I tried, I tried to kill Stik Mann. But he wouldn't
stay dead.
Blame this guy -
- the first cop, for the first time on American soil,
to use the LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a sonic weapon -
previously reserved for Iraqi terrorists and Somali pirates - on his
fellow citizens.
On us.
His THOUSANDS of buddies - shipped in from all over
the country to "keep the peace" at the G-20 summit in
Pittsburgh - joined him in the Benedict Arnold-a-thon, spraying tear
gas, firing bean bags from shotguns, and tossing flash-bang grenades -
at their fellow citizens.