I also predict I'll pass French
Madame
WickLip
Sez

"I think it would be sooooo hot if someone like The Trailer Park Girls did this, or one of those bands that play in the lounge at the Holiday Inn, but they did it like reeeally slow and suuuper seeexy like, like all slippery ooze and warm and stuff like moving underwater or somewhere without gravity. And then they could be like playing it in some mega-hip bar or somethin', and some bigshot talent dude in a blue sailor suit could be in there using the bathroom or something and hear them singing this song and his eyes twinkle and has a gold tooth and says hey you really got something there boys and then they all fly to Persia or somewhere totally exotic and make this big awesome multi-million dollar big money record deal and go right to the tip top. Yeah, that's it. 'Cause then everyone will say hey, remember back when Madamee WickLip predicted that in that one website from that place in Maryland. Yeah. That's what'll happen. Dude. That's my prediction."

I'mNotGay
(look at me look at her butt now)

_ _Sung to the tune of
"Once Bitten Twice Shy"


(C) We're living in a van and we're hot on the go
We (G) hump 'em and we dump 'em least that's (D) what you should know
(C))My howlin' potency is second to none
(G)But plays mostly to a (D) packed house of one
(Bb) I didn't know what rock n' roll was
'Til I (Eb) cuddled with our drummer on a long-distance run
(Bb) It was the alcohol, the weed and the blow
(Eb) Still there is somethin' that I want you all to know, n'that's

Chorus
(C) I'm not gay. Look at me look at her (F) butt, now
(C) I'm not gay. Oh, watch me watch her boobs (F) bounce
(C) (C) Need you to think. I got a thing for the (F) ladies. (G)

On the stage now sexy god of my realm
My guitar thumpin' on my thick-as-an-elm
I find the lucky one who'll do me just right
And put the lipstick on my dipstick tonight

Her wink tells me that we'll meet out in the van
I'm bound for bumpin'  in the Promised Land
Crawl in the van now whip it up to please my catch
Door flies open it's our drummer Mitch, he screams

(C) I'm not gay. Look at me look at her (F) butt, now
(C) I'm not gay. Oh, watch me watch her boobs (F) bounce
(C) Need you to think. I got a thing for the (F) ladies. (G)

"Everyone's welcome backstage."
David Lee Roth

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