The Story

I am in an abandoned movie theater in a shopping mall. I and fifty or so others are are being held captive by a small group of gunmen. The men are white, in their twenties with with longish, 70's style hair. They are demanding that each of us tell a story. Those who aren't able to tell a good story will be shot. Several people go before me but all are shot. My turn comes and I start to tell a lame story about a girl and a tiny knight. I wake up before they have a chance to shoot me.